Within 72 hours of posting an entry about Dave's hydrolyzer, he was the victim of a it and run. The mad-scientist-chemist mechanic was luckily uninjured but his car is a mess.
I know, I know, you're thinking that the Feds, or was it Big Oil?, came to town to take him down. Once some threat to status quo hits the internet, they can't let it stand.
I know, I know, I too feel like I'm in an X-Files episode suddenly. David Byrne was just in ABQ playing Talking Heads songs, Dave's car is impounded to a lot in Roswell and never seen again. Definitely getting strange here in Farm Town. And the paranoia seems to be building as we scream towards midterms.
You may also be thinking, 72 hours, why 72 hours?
Guess what - They privatized that too! The old response time of 24 hours is gone, and it's been privatized into a 72 window. You just can't count on anything anymore.
2 comments:
Your take on this is a hoot! Privatized...HA! What's really funny is that in an effort to destroy the hydrolyzer, they both failed to destroy it and decreased his fuel consumption to zero since he's now riding his bike. This must be a government operation.
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